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(With apologies to Jonathan Larson, a model of his Lease basic “Seasons of Love” in honor of Melvin Capital chucking up the sponge on its quick bets towards Gamestop. You possibly can listen to the original here.)

5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand buyers who pop
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you quick? Quick the Gamestop?

In choices
In buying and selling
In Robinhoods
In restrict orders
In squeezes, in charting, in commerce halts, in rocks

In 5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you quick a Gamestop in shares?

How about funds?
How about funds?
How about funds?
Shorting by funds
Seasons of funds
Seasons of funds

5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand small shares to strive
5 hundred twenty 5 thousand 600 Redditors
How do you quick a share of Tesla or Greatest Purchase

In shares that they churned
Or in instances Melvin cried
In commissions they earned
Or the best way that fund died

Its time now to cover all our bets
The commerce at all times ends
Let’s rejoice keep in mind a squeeze in a inventory
Of mates

Keep in mind the funds
(Oh you gotta keep in mind the funds)
Keep in mind the funds
(Oh yeah its a squeeze they upends)
Keep in mind the funds
(Commerce out, cowl it, shorting by funds, hedge fuuuunds)
Seasons of funds
Seasons of funds…

Aaron Pressman
@ampressman
aaron.pressman@fortune.com

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